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"There are a near-infinite number of slang words which are still only in hypothetical usage among the youth of today and tomorrow - this service attempts to pre-emptively catalogue them, for the benefit of baby namers, dot-com registrars and other dangerously bored people."


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi


 



-- Edited by dub psychosis at 03:27, 2005-03-26

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dub psychosis
adj. getting ready to enjoy something.
"Do you like my drink, Reggie?" "Yeah, it's dub psychosis."


i couldn't resist it:

Carlos D
n. a cheap man.
"I'm gonna hit your Carlos D, Dad."


paul banks
v. to dance with alcohol with music.
"Shana, wanna paul banks?"

oh my..LOL



-- Edited by dub psychosis at 03:31, 2005-03-26

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guys....i'm sort of addicted to this...i....must....stop......(you should see me on the 'pol forum...i've written a myriad definitions...lol

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Placebo


adj. carrying a burger


"Check out my placebo DJ!"


Hee hee he's a burger queen!!!


 


Nancy Boy


adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.


"Is it true Shana and Dad are nancy boy?"



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Helgz


n. an old-school term for crack cocaine.


"Dad, this helgz is really expensive!"


 


Molko


n. a vulgar hand gesture.   That's our Brian!!


"Are you giving me the molko, bud?"


 



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thats wot bris famous for

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Yeah it's spooky how true that one turned out to be

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yeah, or a steve hewitt.


chuck some one in a foutain



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lol!!!! they're great lol!


 


but erm..


Hannah
adj. carrying a friend.
"I wish my man was Hannah."



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stefan, to be tall.


"i'm stefan!!!"



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Interpol
adj. owning a knife.
"Dude, I'm not going to borrow that credit card - it's Interpol!"


Carlos
n. mid-nineties term for girls.
"All your Carlos are belong to us, homie."


jackie
n. mid-nineties term for shoes.
"Sally, check out the jackie!"


sally
n. a friend which the speaker wants to punch.
"Sabrina, that sally is cheap!"


haha
n. 1. a colourful drink. 2. a tiny video.
"That haha is so colourful!"


every
adj. getting ready to dance with something.
"I say, what happened? Your piercing is every!"



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stupid
n. (vulgar) a family member.
"Kelly, where's my stupid?"


google
n. a vehicle.
"Shana's google is really enormous!"


sam
adj. high-quality but not loud.
"Are you as sam as I am, man?"


sam fogarino
n. a type of girl.
"Check out Brian's sam fogarino!"


fun
adj. not ugly.
"Frank, do you think I'm fun?"


**** website
n. (vulgar) a unit of currency.
"Check out her **** website - let's chase it!"


some
n. 1. a famous woman. 2. a bad radio.
"Want to buy that some, dude?"


noun
n. a person with more than one girl.
"Buddy, you're getting a noun!"



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ok, i can't stop


sexual
n. an old-school term for alco-pops.
"I'm gonna shoot your sexual, Jackie." "No you're not, Billie."


think
n. cigarettes.
"Got some think?" "Yeah, I'm your man for think, dude."


yup
adj. not desirable.
"I wish my friend or close acquaintance was as yup as yours, Kelly."


stella was a diver and she was always down
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That tattoo is stella was a diver and she was always down-stolen, Nigel."


DJ Carlos D
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Sabrina, I just saw Frank and Grandma, going to hit a club!" "DJ Carlos D!"


lip
n. mid-nineties term for food.
"Bud, can I kill some lip?" "Sure you can, Sabrina."



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hehe
n. a club which the speaker wants to see.
"That's the most good hehe I've ever seen!"


hehehe
v. to behave in a fast-moving manner.
"Mom, I really need to hehehe."


Kessler
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, boy - Kessler?" "Kessler."


Daniel Kessler
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Kid, are you coming down to daniel kessler's?"


paulie
n. a particularly fast-moving man.
"Check out that paulie, Billie!"


carlito
n. 1. a good credit card. 2. a sexy television programme.
"Want to hit that carlito, Jackie?"


Dengler
adj. addicted to money.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's Dengler."


slow hands
interj. informal apology.
"That was your thong I tried to attack? Slow hands, Jackie."


gosh
adj. enviable but not sexy.
"Kelly is way more gosh than Kelly."


(ok, the used the same name on that example..)


kiss
v. to behave in an unpleasant manner.
"Buddy, don't kiss!"



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dictionary
adj. of a colourful nature.
"I need a dictionary piece of jewelry, and I need it now, dude."


huh?
adj. of an old nature.
"Dawg, I'm not going to threaten that drink - it's huh?!"


wtf
n. (vulgar) a disco.
"Boy, you're getting a wtf!"


nazi
n. complicated acronym, meaning money.
"I'm gonna make fun of your nazi, Jackie."


holster
n. people.
"What beautiful holster you have, bud."


wtf?!
n. 1. a party. 2. cocaine.
"So I was like 'wtf?!?', and Brian was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Jesse was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"


purple
adj. unable to understand boys.
"Grandma, you're so purple."


balloon
n. a person with more than one friend.
"That's a balloon and a half!"


sex
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so sex."


sadist
adj. not big.
"I wish my mobile phone was sadist."


ok....that's it...i should stop now...


btw, sorry if i've posted a lot of definitons that made reference to Interpol....i couldn't help it..



-- Edited by dub psychosis at 02:09, 2005-03-30

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