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One atom says to the other atom:


"DAMN! I've lost an electron!"


The other is like "Really?" in which the other replies...


"YES I'M POSITIVE!!!" hahahahah


 


Okay two oranges are in a bar one says to the other "your round"


 


Pie walks into a bar, the barman says "Sorry mate we don't serve food"


 


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hehehe weldone clo!

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A little boy and a girl are sitting in a bathtub


The girl looks down and says


"Hey can I play with that?" pointing to his willy


The boy looks down and says "NO YOU BROKE YOURS!"



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Why did the Blonde cross the road on her hands and knees?


Coz the sign said 'Don't Walk'



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 An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."  On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."  She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."  To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,  "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen,so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch!!!."      


 



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Chuckling away to myself here!

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i like that one helgz, i only kno reallt rude ones, am i aloud to put them on. but i kno one about blondes, but it's a bit insulting.


there's a magic mirror, and a blonde, a red head and a brunet are there. but if you lie, you disserpire.


so the brunett goes up and says


"i'm the most beautiful woman in the world" she disserpires.


the red haired one goes up


"i'm the most afletic woman in the world" she goes away too. then the blond goes to a wall and asked


"where's the magic mirror?" my mate made up a joke about brian but it's mean. so i'm not putting it on. plus he told me this one, i think he changed it as well. but he doesn't like brian, it was out of order wot he said tho



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whats the brian joke?

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I know I'm sorry Will I found it hard to comprehend your joke



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A tramp walks into the chippy, and asks for a fork


The man behind the counter says "sure" and hands the tramp a fork.


2 minutes later another tramp walks in and asks the same thing.


Slightly perplexed, the man gives the guy a for anyway.


5 minutes later another tramps walks in and asks for a fork.


But this time the guy behind the counter shakes is head and says "No sorry we just ran out, are you with those other guys?"


The tramp replies "yes" to which the man asks "So why did you want a straw anyway?"


The tramps explains "Well, someone threw up outside and all the lumps are gone"


 



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it's saying blonds are stupid which is abit mean. you don't want to hear the brian one

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clo, was that joke meant to sound sick lol

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lol yeah it's REALLY sick isn't it Han :p


Sorry Will sometimes I struggle reading your posts do you struggle spelling at all?


Blondes can be stupid and it's only a joke so it's okay



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Hehe, alright

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my hand writting is worse. but it is only a joke.


the drunk staggered up the drive way of his home, where his son was working under the car bonnet, he asks


"wot's wromg son?"


"piston broke" came the reply


"so am i" muttered his father as he stumbled away



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hehe! thats great!

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i like that one too, one of the less rude ones i kno, achaully that isn't even rude. just funny, but i'm just as bad as lilly savage

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ok. im really bad at jokes so i will write one that i cant mess up!


what d'ya call a blind dinosaur?... a do-you-think-'e-saw-us! (doyouthinkysaurus)


where d'ya find a dog with no legs?... wherever you left him!


whats pink and fluffy?... pink fluff!


whats blue and fluffy?... pink fluff holding its breath!



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they're fun
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i'm bad with jokes but i get them out of a book. so i can't go wrong 

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I'm seriously bad with jokes, when i tell them theres just one big acward (cant spell it) silence

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Awwww

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I'm more of a listener anyways

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I hate when that happens though, u tell a joke that u know is funny and no one laughs at it. I end up getting embarassed

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me too... but I'm good at telling jokes,not at writing them... plus they're in romanian and some of them loose all their charm when you translate them (tried that already)


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