An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen,so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch!!!."
i like that one helgz, i only kno reallt rude ones, am i aloud to put them on. but i kno one about blondes, but it's a bit insulting.
there's a magic mirror, and a blonde, a red head and a brunet are there. but if you lie, you disserpire.
so the brunett goes up and says
"i'm the most beautiful woman in the world" she disserpires.
the red haired one goes up
"i'm the most afletic woman in the world" she goes away too. then the blond goes to a wall and asked
"where's the magic mirror?" my mate made up a joke about brian but it's mean. so i'm not putting it on. plus he told me this one, i think he changed it as well. but he doesn't like brian, it was out of order wot he said tho
me too... but I'm good at telling jokes,not at writing them... plus they're in romanian and some of them loose all their charm when you translate them (tried that already)